Wednesday, October 24, 2007

funny quotes


The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her
.W. C. Fields

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Dick Cavett

Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner
.Jean Anouilh (1910-1987) French dramatist, screenwriter

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